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You changed the headline? The first video looks like a head butt and maybe a chest bump. The second video is from the worst possible angle and, therefore, inconclusive. The local announcers have their heads deep up Divine’s ass. Not sure why you changed the headline based on a nothing video and I-seeee-nothiiiing

Everyone is so tuff on the computer...

Did anyone else hear that hilarious take he had on players hurting themselves when hurdling defenders. Something along the lines of: “How dare the media hype up these plays!”

The Twitter beefs are as sad as the team. Now that’s consistency.

Wait, don’t you usually play it in regular speed first, then slow it down and match it with indie music? What is this horse shit.

That stuck out to me as well. I’m guessing the croupier and the waitress (who gave her full name!) are gonna get a talking-to from their respective managers.

Immediately following the 2014 season, when Bowman and Willis were supposed to come back, Anthony Davis and Justin Smith hadn’t retired and Aldon Smith wasn’t arrested (again).

I don’t go to Vegas very often so I don’t know the protocol, but if I were a celebrity, sat down at a blackjack table, and the dealer exclaimed my name when looking at my ID, I would take my ID back, leave the casino and never go there again.

Isn’t part of the whole deal in Vegas discretion?

No worries. All good. I'm more frustrated that I've been relegated to the grays for disagreeing with Burneko.

Makes sense. If you are gonna drop a Brown, might as well be Craps.

That bet doesn't look too good now

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS

The bigger joke is “productition.”

Generally sick of Deadspin. Wish there were better options.

Which bloggers on gawker media are not hipsters?

Anyone else tired of Tim being a hipster and using ESPN deportes for all his clips?

Johns Hopkins has a football team? Dork.

My criteria for a team in the SEC is that they are in the SEC. What is yours?

Yeah, Vandy is such an easy/shitty school. I'd be embarrassed to have earned a degree from there. For real.

Never seen one of those interviews worth listening to. Silly tradition that should have been canned long ago.