If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

This line thinks it’s cute, it knows it’s sexy. It’s got the looks that drives the girls wild.

Nice to see Kessel taking a break from ruining the Maple Leafs.

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

I like the guy in the cell phone video tweet saying “strikeout number 20" with all the raging enthusiasm of someone who just found an Olive Garden coupon in their mailbox.

What else were they expecting from Pirates?

Alternatives exist..

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

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Why yes he can:

I heckled him and he responded in an unkind fashion? Scandalous!! Pass me the smelling salts, for my wife has a case for the vapours due to his act of barbarianism.

yes they we’re.

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Titans fans have to be used to getting hosed by now.

“Jesus Christ man look at you—you’re a physical specimen!”

“Challenge accepted.” — Johnny Manziel

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

Oh for chrissakes.

Its kind of disgusting that you have any amount of stars for this.