listen to his cadence. he stopped after he said it because he thought that it would get a chuckle out of everyone. it was a joke that landed turribly flat.

He was just a walking plot device with a neat look and no personality

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

White reporter: “Any chance you want to try it again? Without swearing?”

Trump’s so terrible we can run anyone we want against him and win in a landslide!

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

Easy there, snowflake. Back to your safe place.

Texas fans still Butthurt I see.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Lots of effort for something not that funny.

“I’m embarrassed for OBJ—making it about himself with that GLORY HOLE...”

Involuntary ballslaughter.

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.”

Goldeneye is the best Bond movie.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Seriously, this isn't even remotely bad. Lots of items on the list, but I'd rather someone give me a list with 20 things where I can pick something than 2 things that are unaffordable or unavailable. I read the list, and didn't want to punch anything. I even salute her good taste for realizing that North Face is…