Also, who in the heck was dumb enough to suggest that the font on the statues be alterable?

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Testi wanted Blake arrested but couldn’t resist a chance to be the bigger man.

It reportedly happened at Sotto Sotto in Yorkville. Ironically, Sotto Sotto is Italian for, “What the fuck did you say about my mother?!”

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Niagara Falls, NY. From a vacant building

That sounds like something Satan might say >.>

Calm down there, Satan.

But underneath the makeup, Iggy’s just a Wayans brother though, no?

There is no greater avatar of the power of white privilege in all of music than Macklemore.

I wouldn’t have a TV if it weren’t for live sports—the national sports networks and my RSNs are literally all I watch. I wonder if it would make any financial sense to offer sports-only bundles, in which the networks can charge a higher fee but the overall package is less because there’s none of the non-sports…