You sure don’t know your wuman ABCs because I eat wumaos for breakfast and shit down your tiny little throats. I have been anti-Communist since before your Daddy was in kindergarten.

I’d vote for any ban that includes that Ryan Reynolds/Will Ferrell whatever Spirited ad I see everywhere.  What the fuck is it?  Am I supposed to just think it’s about two guys that might run?  I mean I assume it’s another Christmas war of the dads movie like Deck the Halls or Jingle All The Way, but seriously, it’s…

American propaganda 1, Chinese propaganda 0.

Growing up in small-town Wisconsin I can say that high school couples having kids the second they move out is not as far-fetched as you’d think -- there’s some ripe material for good jokes in there 

Tillis claimed companies would somehow misuse the law to give workers paid time off for abortions (which sounds great!),

Rand Paul is a giant turd among turds.

Republicans refuse to support breastfeeding mothers.  The ads write themselves, hopefully.  Democrats have a tough Senate map in 2024, I hope they assigned someone to keep a running list of all the horrible shit they can credibly claim Republicans stand for!

Does Rand Paul’s neighbor have a Venmo account?

I think if the corporate drones making these movies watched Walk Hard, the lesson would be “here’s a clever parody that made 10% as much as the dull thing it’s parodying.”

You can play the hits and still not be a total cliche-fest. Rocketman was a good recent example of a relatively fresh take on this genre. 

The problem is Bohemian Rhapsody made $900 million on a $50 million budget. There’s zero incentive for a studio to try harder.

Any filmmaker who is attempting a music biopic should be required to watch Walk Hard.  After that movie, there should be NO excuses for falling into those old pitfalls of cliche and trope that make these types of films so rote and uninspired.  

We can’t all be unfuckable losers like you. Sometimes accidental pregnancies happen.

That assumes either can count to ten.

Politicians and lawyers making medical decisions. What could possibly go wrong with that?

“seafood chowder”

Too complicated. They should both just die of syphilis/cholera.

Love that Greene considers herself “conservative.” The MAGA crowd has absolutely nothing to do with traditional conservatism. She’s part of the lunatic fringe, an ignorant regressive reactionary.

Does this snake eating its own tail battle end up like Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton??? Seeing as how these two morons love guns so much, let’s put them 20 paces apart in the middle of the street and see how things shake out. At least we’d be down one of ‘em.

They should settle their argument in the way their beloved Founding Fathers would have back in their day: Firearms at ten paces.