It’s almost like humor is subjective or something.

You’d cry after a hit from a toddler. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

I cannot stand Green but the comments excusing Murray are just… WOW.

Goddamn. Your poor kids. You sound like a fucking psycho.

Did Tim Robinson write this?

Why “fans”?

I haven’t seen the movie bc I hate that clown design so much. It looks like they’re trying too hard. 

Baby you got no point. That’s your whole shtick. 

Can you repost that? I accidentally dismissed it.

I grew up in a normal loving home. You grew from a boil on Rush Limbaugh’s ass. That’s really all there is to know.

Die mad about it. 

Found the office sex pest.

Growing up not being loved by your parents explains so much about you. 

“If only women would subjugate themselves to men this wouldn’t happen!”

You’re gonna die alone LMAO

Ooh baby I don’t think Jezebel trolls have any room to talk about being well adjusted. 

That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. You have nowhere better to be and nothing better to do. Goddamn dude. That’s bleak. 

Fucking Christ you’re gross. 

It’s not a spoiler if they show it in the trailer. 

You clicked on the story. They didn’t break into your house and scream this at you.