She was a passenger in a parked car. Asshole. 

LOL at you thinking I’m going to read your comments. 

Not as scared as you talking to a woman IRL but it’s all subjective anyway. 

Just like your comment.

I liked MM but OP isn’t wrong about bloat. How many 5 minute monologues does an episode need? 

As long as they’re still in there. 

LMFAO your counter examples are commercials????

Then he’s gonna learn the hard way that times have changed.

No one has a right to yell at you while you’re trying to do your job. Sucks that  you’ve romanticized being treated badly by your employer.

Apparently if you punched a sexist once 40 years ago you’re in the clear for life.

It’s ok. You’ll hit puberty someday.

Why the fuck are you not only capitalizing hipster but also still using it as an insult in the year 2022?

Keep clicking and commenting! That’ll show em!

We recently redid a bathroom and didn’t think it through when we chose white floor tile. Between the choco lab and brown tabby it never looks clean. And it’s the main bathroom that guests use. I feel like I need to apologize whenever someone uses it. 

It’s so creatively bankrupt, like most titles nowadays. Woah Monster??? What creative genius came up with that???

Tail end of Gen-x and I swear the older x-ers are trying to out boomer the boomers. 

a review of 75 studies published by Mehmet Oz between 1989 and 2010

Lastplacehero: never read, always dismissed. 

You guys just can’t help but prove us right when we call you stupid.

Someone not being able to get meds for a debilitating medical condition is in no way the same as some idiot Trumpers taking horse dewormer.