I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

The same logic is applied to doctors during their internship - “Yes, they have to work abusively long shifts, and yes, they’re exhausted and sleep-deprived on the job and this might easily result in poor patient outcomes (including death), and yes, it’s a hellacious ordeal but I went through it and so everyone else…

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

The case will now go to the district attorney’s office, which will hopefully decide that this is too embarrassing to take to the mattresses.

All I can think of after reading this is Bighead in Silicon Valley. 

As a Raptors fan since the earliest days, let me say: this is weird. I don’t know what to make of this. We didn’t fail and that’s unnerving. 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Highway 401 in Ontario (from London and Toronto) is absolutely horrid when it comes to Left-Lane Larrys and Lucys. I’m always amazed how many cars are hanging out in the left lane. And it gets worse during heavy traffic — the left lane is usually jam-packed with cars going slower than those in the middle and…

Eh. I appreciate to outsiders that the Raps winning over a depleted Warriors team may not be to everyone’s liking but I don’t think it would matter much in the grand scheme of things. Especially when the Warriors losing Thompson basically just knocks them down to what every other team in the league looks like.

Even Detroit Lions QB Matt Stafford, from all the way in Palm Beach, was trying to show up Rodgers

But at least it’s a franchise with better prospects than Detroit.

The best part of this whole thing is how absolutely furious Skip Bayless is right now. 

Celtics Fucked

Great point! Imagine if the NFL had let the Bills get sold to that dumb guy a few years ago.

We get to pretend the Finnish winger might get chosen before the American centre until the end of June.

The Big Bad Beetleborgs are his secret weapon...

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

For as much shit as the Jays are catching for this, my God it’s going to be great watching this guy nearly every day from April 13 onward. Even if I have to listen to Buck Martinez and Pat Tabler provide the soundtrack for it.

“Who is Spain?”
“Why is Hitler?”
“When is right?”
“Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?”
“Ho-ho beriberi.”
and
“Balls!”