If there was a group that you *wouldn’t* worry about grinding down over the regular season, it would be this young core.

Bills fan here - Jarius Byrd says hi :)

Also lost to the expansion Toronto Raptors, which, besides making it to the second round of the playoffs once, is the franchise’s greatest accomplishment.

HOW CAN THIS BE?!

Again, of that list, who would be expected to generate as much press upon his/her death?

I see your objections (and I get where you’re coming from especially with respect to the coordination of this conspiracy), but considering much of the other shady stuff the NBA has been involved in (game 6 of the 2002 WCF, the reneged Chris Paul trade and subsequent gifting of Anthony Davis to the Hornets, pretty much…

Hm. Could have been co-ordinated I suppose. I’m trying to remember how reports of his rehearsal painted his preparedness. I mean, regardless, he was going to make tons of cash, even if he just showed up on stage and murmured for two hours (see: Dylan, Bob)

Yes I did. So far as I know no news media have picked up on my brilliant theory :P

A washed up pedophile in the midst of preparing for an international tour that had sold ONE MILLION tickets in two hours.

0:06 - envelope throwing guy, who, until this time, simply been placing the envelopes in the drum, decides to randomly throw one against the side of the drum. This has the effect of denting the corner of one of the envelopes (you can kind of see it in this shot, but stick with me).

0:38 Watch David’s eyes as he opens…

Unlikely - who was going to be a more captivating figure: Farrah or MJ?

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See, I could believe the element of “pharma acting disingenuously to motivate profits”, but what this theory forgets is that cancer is not some homogenous disease - the way we treat breast cancer is vastly different than the way we treat leukemia (just to give an example). I dont think we’re ever going to reach a time…

No doubt in my mind:

Most definitely. Didn’t he say, during his retirement speech, “I’ll come back if David [Stern] lets me”? Can’t remember the exact transcript.

The Iranian Government had Michael Jackson killed.

Remember that summer? The Iranian election scandals? The “Green Revolution”? All you could hear about in the news, on Facebook and Twitter was about the millions of Iranian students protesting the obviously fraudulent results (especially on Twitter; this was really…

I’ll admit, as an ER doctor, many elements of this story seem suspect. Morphine wouldn’t generally ‘incapacitate you’ to the point you can’t move/react without severely impairing your level of consciousness/ability to breathe. Moreover, it would be very unusual for a doc to actually have access to syringes of morphine…

What movie is that from? As far as I remember, Michael C Hall has done like four movies in his entire career, and I thought I’d seem them all.

WE ARE SLAAAAAAVES