Sea lions type now? We really are in the darkest timeline. 

Yes. My hateful grandmother lied for decades about my grandfather. She convinced us that he abandoned her. Found out that they had been divorced for over 30 years. Why grandpa put up with that lie, he took to his grave. 

Knowing you can hurt other people is why a bunch of people are domestic abusers. 

Interesting how folks are dog-pilling on her. Isn’t he a grown-assed man with millions of dollars that he earned? If he’s capable of making astute career decisions, you can’t pretend that he’s taking the short bus in his personal life just because you get the “icks” about her. Make that make sense. 

“Girlfriend” is a bit of a stretch. More likely a beefy special trainer who “helps him reach his fitness goals.” Wait … isn’t Ricky Martin single these days? 

Sounds like they had mutual self-destruction thing going on. Going through a messy divorce that would bring their mess to the public back when he was making bank was probably not in their best financial interests.

“Reboot”? The show was about the next generation. It’s even in the title. 

Nothing a few sandwiches can’t fix. 

Interesting choice of things to be internet-annoyed about. 

You don’t “have to psh back.” Just say you want to.

Someone needs a nap. 

Dude has dementia. I’m not going to be entertained by watching a series shot when he was at his best. A movie here and there, sure. But a whole series? Hard pass. 

Eventually. 

Umm. You posted this on the wrong site. This is the one that shits on elders. Did you not get the group text? 

She was re-elected by the same people who could have voted her out. That’s what voting is for, kids. We have term limits, it’s called voting.

We can’t afford to retire. 

But what in her past could he weaponize at this point? It’s not a secret she was an escort. He can have video of her being passed around like a party favor and nobody would care.

This sounds dire. And why pay money when there’s Douglas Sirk movies around for free? It’s the exact same genre. 

Did he ever say why he wanted Tupac dead? Also, 1996? I stopped paying much attention to rap sometime before he died, but dang, the man’s been dead longer than he lived. 

Honestly thought she’d be flat-backing for a Saudi Prince by now. Or an elderly Italian with an inheritance estate in Tuscany and a portrait of Mussolini over his bed.