You do know there are cis women who don’t menstruate? Or is this news to you?

I’m a senior. No pity for this monster. 

Now that you have gotten what you wanted, money to get you through college, fuck anyone else who does the same. 

My local Safeway has decided to only have self-check out before noon. No regular lines are open. I don’t shop in the mornings anymore.

How long have you been waiting to post that little tidbit? 

Hard pass. Cavil is heading to that crazy bigot territory of TrumpyDumpty and I don’t want it anywhere near my first genre love. 

Y’all are ignoring the very real probability she’s a puppet. Look at her arranged marriage.

Feel better? 

There’s a guy on YouTube (Beau of the Fifth Column) who explains how that Tuba guy has done fucked up civil control over the military so badly it’s probably permanent at this point. ‘Cause it turns out the military doesn’t really need congressional approval of personnel placement, even if raises in rank are being withh…

Ummm … there’s not a lot of branches in that family tree. 

You ever heard of news? If you had, then you would have known that a couple of days ago, her longtime partner just died from ALS. She’s probably not paying any attention to ginned up mess. She did a gig over a decade ago and got a trinket for the work she did. Now, if giving that trinket back meant getting him back…

Predictably, we are at the “God Saved Me” part of the redemption/rehabilitation tour. Not the EMTs, doctors, nurses, or teams of physical and occupational therapists. It’s also starting to have a certain familiar stank. Like, homeboy ODed and had a stroke stank. Otherwise this caginess doesn’t make any sense.

First, it’s a Catholic high school. That’s important for those of us wondering why someone is having kids doing confessions at school. Still vile, but at least it’s not a public school.

So, you are out here trying to start a fake beef because two very rich women are making even more bank? We are truly in the dumbest timeline. 

Oh, sweetie. 

How does a grown white woman with a good job get “accidentally” pregnant these days? 

Sure, sweetie. Keep telling yourself whatever keeps you comfy so you can justify not doing anything. 

And she should let you scold her, why? 

It’s because you aren’t like those other girls. 

That’s your takeaway? Someone who seemed healthy has a heart attack at what, 18 or so, and you think anyone gives a shit about a non-existent sportsball career?