Edge?!!!!! Lol!!!! The man is a rich white boy in America. The closest he gets to edge is deciding which bespoke leather jacket to an award show!!! Maybe you meant he once was in the same building as The Edge? 

Does that line ever work? 

I met up with friends and family for a November feast day. We call it “Thanksgiving.” 

Don’t reply to this half wit. He’s a trumpie. 

Nobody needs to twit a single thing. Move on. 

Just another white girl thinking she’s oh so edgy! Look at me! I’m extra special because a grown ass man wants to fuck me! Ohhhhh!

Then these writers would actually have to do a whole five minutes of extra work for those sweet, sweet, quotes instead of padding their blogs out with lots of twits. That’s why there’s so many videos and slideshows. 

According to the 3 seconds I spent googling (hard side eye you seemingly not doing this) one recommendation is that they be able to pass a swimming safety test, like the Red Cross’ Level 6. And that it is not only about age but swimming ability.

Several years ago, the bird decided I was too uppity when I tried to push back against some racist pol. I got some kind of warning about my language and decided not to cave in to bullshite and stopped posting. I didn’t delete my account because I thought it might come in handy one day. I was wrong. Deleting it with a…

*weary Negro sigh* Not that it matters, but I am DONE. I will not be opening up any more articles about this waste of time. I realize you folks are doing this for the clicks cause that’s how you get paid. No shade, no shame. Get those bills paid. Howsomeever, I’m not obligated to help you pay them. So I’m out.

Actually, nope. 

Welp, maybe - just maybe - she doesn’t want to be an asshole? That maybe she has personal standards about ethical behavior that she’s not willing, as the grown ass woman she is, to violate? And with her colleagues being: a Christofacist in a marriage arranged by her male-centric cult, a very angry man who hates…

He’s going after their severance packages. So, no. 

Want a gold star? A cookie? A yummy treat? A pat on the head? 

Riiigggghhhhttttt. 

Pretty sure there are several men  with the same kink on Grindr. 

Because he’s so busy with his other big money making gig? He’s been trying to be the next big Brit movie star since “A Knight’s Tale” and that was 20+ years ago. Vision is his big gig.

Waste of time. Waste of money. And explain why this blog is here, and not the AV Club. Actually, explain why this writer is here. Still. 

Gullible af. 

Sure thing, champ. Want a gold star?