Why do you care? Is it any concern of yours, really? Go back to work. 

Why do you care? At all. You could have done something, anything, else with your time. 

You tried. Want a participation sticker? 

And this wasn’t dealt with in pre-production? 

A comment section full of pretzels. 

Step One: Get the hell outta there and leave that nasty white people cult alone. Transfer to the nearest HBCU IMMEDIATELY!

Welp, they didn’t and now he’s dead. “Woulda, coulda, shoulda” absolutely does not matter anymore.

No drag shows before RuPaul? You white? 

Just google Black Lady Sketch Show’s “Basic Ball” and “Funeral Ball,” and enjoy! 

Translation: We are finalizing the dates for Slappy Smith’s Redemption Tour. We just need to book a few pastors and Acme Bible Baptist Temple first. 

Will “Slappy” Smith has entered the chat … But seriously, what is going on with these dudes wanting to play thug when they have no reason to? 

You clearly have never been here. Maybe stop typing for the day. 

Is this too tough for you? 

Considering you weren’t asked … But hey, congrats on virtue signaling?

He got up on his own, walked his ass up to that stage on his own, and showed us all his crusty drawers. On his own. That’s on him. Wake me when he tearfully vlogs from rehab. 

You are nearly 40 and just now finding out about Dance Theatre of Harlem? Oh chile … 

Whenever I see her, I want pancakes. The hot butter melting off her face is probably rancid tho. 

You watch waaaaay too many movies. 

More right wing copaganda? I thought it was 2022.

Enough. Find an outdoor hobby. Try painting.