Dear white women,

Pull. Or at least that I was told at the Guinness Storehouse. Which was actually fun as a first stop for a newly arrived tourist. 

What mystery? She’s a young, white, woman who old white guys got the tingles for. Next. 

Considering that he’s a tourist in a conflict zone, he IS qualified for what tourists in conflict zones do: get in the way of needed work, whine, get a stomach bug, whine, raise money to fly home first class, whine, dine out on the experience, whine, write a book full of his whining.

When Black moms do this, we are “uneducated,” “ghetto,” or - you know - Black. When wealthy whites do it, they are “quirky.”

I👏🏽TOLD 👏🏽YOU👏🏽

First, I’m Alaskan.

At this point, what we are saying - over and over and over again - is that we are DONE saving your sorry asses from yourselves. That we are headed back to doing what we have had to do since 1619, which is marshall our limited resources to Take.Care.Of.Ourselves. Not you, since you clearly do not give a fuck about us…

“States rights” is about not doing what the Federal government wants. This isn’t a states rights issue since there is only one branch of Federal government not drinking this Flavor-aid, and that will be gone in the next national election.

Why, oh why, is this happening???!! Oh. Never mind.

Why do male prostitutes in the District keep signing his NDAs? If they’d stop, he would be gone. 

Then we are screwed. Serena Joy Murkowski ain’t voting for her. Check what she said about Justice Sotomayor. 

Senator Serena Joy Murkowski ain’t voting for her. Lmao! She’s my senator and is way up Trump’s butt. She postures like she’s a disappointed schoolmarm but check what she really does. She NEVER did anything that would really affect her Orange boo-thang. Here’s is the sum total of her work as a senator:

None. Of. Your. Business. Chad. 

“Standard.” Riiiiiggghhhhhtttttt. 

For those of you who can’t hear through your hoods: It’s. His. Money.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War

The sheer idiocy of the commenters is depressing. 

You might want to look at a map sometime. 

If only I had a mother willing to pimp me out and make sure my sex tape went viral!!