Unless she was in a recent Austin Powers movie, I doubt her nipples shoot anything dangerous.

Your logic revolves around "its wrong because its wrong". Which is to say, you're not very good at questioning the status quo or elaborating on why it's supposedly unethical.

This is probably the saddest article I've seen on Gizmodo in the past four years, and I've been here for several Apple product launches.

You bought the right to play the game, not the game itself. That little clause is the foundation of all software sale.

America has had a monstrous technological lead over any other country except for Russia when it comes to space. And they are pissing it away. The only difference now is that more people realize it, as this move is more symbolic than immediately relevant. At their current pace, there will be no real difference with…

The bottom two look like Harbingers while the top one looks like a Concord battleship had sex with a Ferox. Neat. :|

Tempura and Halibut, is all I can say.

Oh my, how terrible/awesome.

To be fair, parents are nosy and would probably get all up in your business whether they approve or not.

You're.. upset that I don't need to e-stalk women like the rest of you?

The greatest thing Facebook will ever do is give me a good reason to use it.

You forgot to mention another common, tried-and-tested method of enlarging the penis: lose some fucking weight.

Personally, I think the regular SGS II is superior. 4.3" is the sweet spot, 4.5" is only good if there is a resolution bump and there is not. The pointless increase to pixel pitch is a downgrade in my opinion.

I must be the only one that almost never uses search on his Windows PC.

The visual porn should be nice on the PC. The gameplay is solid and refined, no doubt, but modern shooters are getting as stale as the WW2 genre felt before CoD4.

He watches too much Babylon 5.

Technically, the darkness comes in as fast as the light recedes. If the Sun vanished right now, we'd still be in warmth and light for several minutes. If all the stars in the universe vanished at the same time, the ones closest to us would pop out of existence first while the rest shone.

The launch vehicle doesn't need to carry everything that is going to be sent to Mars up at once. Or at least, they shouldn't try to. I don't know what their actual plans are, but I imagine it's going to be tethering/docking multiple 70-100 ton capsules together like train cars and boosting it towards Mars. And that's…

Yeah, what they said. If he can find the bug in some reasonable amount of time on unfamiliar territory it's still pretty decent. I'm also sure he wasn't working with any hurry on his part, which all his subordinates would have to. Going out of his way to mess around in code is probably his equivalent of slacking off…

Good thing he has hands. He may want to rub the sleep crud out of his eyes before tweeting the next picture, cause this one is low res.