“The Bradenton area is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the WORLD”

Honestly, there’s not much difference between the AHL and the NHL in terms of talent and style of play. In fact, the only reason I don’t watch the AHL more is because of their stupid DH rule.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

Yes a better joke would’ve called out their fans’ thin skin

Yellow ball, doesn’t count.

Alright, let’s get to the real crux of the article here: that’s one cute ass puppy.

Meh - I’ve seen better.

I still haven’t decided which is worse: pitcher W or the Save. But they’re both fucking terrible in that the stat bizarrely dictates tactical decisions, rather than recording an event, and only an established manager like Bochy can even think to go against the grain and make logical decisions that best increase the…

Lopez has 789 major league games to his credit, totalling only 514 IP.

What’s funny is, had he done this in a Cardinals uniform last year, the tone of this post would be remarkably different.

Find and Replace term “Pets” with “Kids”

I agree completely.

Spot on Barry. Next year the Caps will finally surpass the stumbling point, losing to the Pens in 6 in the Conference Finals.

Looking back on it, didn’t have it so bad in Orlando did you Mr.Howard?

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘yoffs happen. It’s not going to happen.

Look, if Tom was an athlete, he wouldn’t be a sportswriter

That's a bat weight numb nuts

It’s a rulebook mandated ejection.

Re: intentional walks, there's a chance at a wild pitch/somehow a baserunner advancing during those 4 throws. Minimal, I know, but there's still a chance...

“Marcell Ozuna went back to first base for some reason.”

Ozuna went back to first base for a very good reason.

Since the ball was hit high and deep, it would be an easy tag-up for Ozuna if the ball had been caught. If the ball hits the wall, Ozuna is at third base (at least) with only one out, with Realmuto at second.