Your urine is orange?

No, the announcer is dumb. You aren’t supposed to catch the ball with your palm. Ideally you would catch it in the bottom of the web, between your thumb and index finger.

My reaction:

No one on base, can’t balk. Or more accurately, no penalty for a balk with the bases empty in the MLB

Just gonna throw this out there- the NBA doesn’t seem to mind playing games and making money in China, who openly bans homosexual images on television, among other things.

You obviously don’t watch UFC because your last statement proves so. Not only is he the highest paid most watched fighter they have, not one other fighter has made the money has(because of his popularity). Please refrain from speaking on subjects you don’t know on the internet. And the sexism comment? FOH, he was on…

We really look back on things like this with rose tinted glasses, this is terrible.

Dana White, the UFC and most fighters:Tim Marchman::Hillary Clinton:Gawker

How is Dana White a useless middleman? Like please explain that. Should the fighters just organize everything themselves?

You need better memories dude.

Man, people in the future are gonna laugh at us so hard when they find out we call things we stand on with wheels touching the ground “hoverboards”

It’s entertaining in the same way that an elaborate touchdown celebration while down by 30 is entertaining.

“Hey, this guy just called me ‘Ruth’s Chris.’”

...Johnny Jonathan...

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.

Oh look at me! I have a name that probably comes from some stupid ass thrash metal band or a book about medieval dragon fucking and I’m going to open a thing about hockey just to show how cool I am for not liking hockey and then make fun of hockey to show those nerds how TOTALLY NOT COOL hockey is!

I was sort of shocked last night Rick Nash didn’t get called for his leaping check in the third.

This all but guarantees that whomever the Eagles pick, that the Browns basically abandoned, will be awesome, because God hates the Browns.

Spoiler alert: It didn’t work.