I don’t blame the parents. Do you know how much carry-ons cost???

1. NP or CP

4 if you leave the front trunk open, 5 if you let a 5th Golf bag drive and you take uber.

Money making assets depreciate too. They’ve even factored it into the tax code.

Businesses buy assets that make them money all the time. A fundamental aspect of accounting is that the asset still depreciates in value over time, not to mention the including of incremental costs of maintenance, unplanned repairs, etc.

Don’t kink shame.

You mean the Wigsphere?

Is that shifter an homage to the 1982 Knoxville world fair?

I had a small “oh no” moment as this car is etched into my childhood memories. Then I remembered that Glickenhaus owns it. It’s going to be just fine.

Kavanaugh clearly disagrees.

If there’s a medical procedure conservatives can force upon you without your consent, they’ll find it.

It’s no surprise Black-out Brett Kavanaugh likes the idea of implied consent not able to be withdrawn by someone unconscious.

Actually, Volvo gave away the seatbelt technology they created. Pretty ironic choice there.

I’m probably going to have to repeat this a million times in the comments... but one of the criteria for “good” headlights is that they also don’t glare the crap out of oncoming drivers.

Let’s talk about the real biggest headlight safety problem. Because of the proliferation of automatic headlights and DRLs, more and more drivers seem to not understand that they need turn their headlights on at night or when it’s advisable for other safety reasons. How do we correct this? More tech, I’m sure?

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

I love Popeyes, their chicken is great and much better then KFC. That being said, if you are on Canal Street in New Orleans you should not be eating at Popeyes.

Lots of people won’t understand that the “profit” is rarely actually profit. That’s the money used for upgrades, repairs, paying yourselves (the owners)... it rarely accumulates into some massive number over time because there’s always places that you need to spend it. 

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.