I am a longtime professional musician, and I have always thought that the stricture of “no applause between movements” has really outlived its usefulness. It makes an audience nervous to applaud because they aren’t sure when the end is coming. Having a conductor briefly turn to acknowledge it before turning back to…

Yeah, but you also made the same joke as David Letterman, so it’s kind of a wash?

[Conan] references a night when he, Jay Leno, and David Letterman all made the exact same Dane Quayle joke and “no one sued anyone”

Slurping noodles the way they were meant to be consumed. It is very satisfying.

You’re clearly not Asian. In Chinese culture, if you cut noodles before serving/eating, you are cutting your (or whoever you are serving’s) life short. The longer the noodles, the longer the life. Also, have you ever eaten a real bowl of ramen from an actual ramen shop? They’re sure as shit not cutting the noodles up…

. . . . everyone?

Did they actually make this movie around 2005 and just get around to releasing it now?

“[A]lso hosted a spectacularly bearded Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Elizabeth Berkley.”

To be honest, spicy Japanese curry is basically an oxymoron: most Japanese people have a very limited spice palette, and Japanese curry is an adaptation of naval curry by the British, who aren’t known for their spice palette either. Japanese curry roux or powder (powder is better) does come in extra hot, but it’s…

I mean, that’s his whole shtick. 

This guy can’t make it through one video without a dick joke or reference. I gave him this last chance, I will never ever watch another one of his videos.

Anything to encourage my fellow truck owners not to keep their hitches installed when they’re not towing is fine by me.

I imagine that Zack is either part of the Philip Morris tobacco fortune or the child of some faceless corporate goon, and read SBTB as a critique of 1980s Reaganism and supply-side voodoo economics as the asshole rich Zack gaslit and ran circles around his multi-racial, lower-classed prey - er, I mean, ‘fellow…

Oh man, now a gritty reboot called Bayside is now just inevitable.

or popcorn?

Bro, you’re Asian cred is down significantly with this.

Exactly! That’s a really good way to put it.

This is a good parallel.

Yeah, deep-fried shrimp tails are fine. They’re crispy and tasty. Have you ever had fried softshell crab? Pretty much the same.