I recommend the new Samsung Galaxy S III. It just screams, "More is more!"

It's gotta have more lens flare.

Vendors put these in automotive factories, too. Switches, sensors, cords and various other disposable items can be bought with any managers card.

I hate all people equally. Some more than others.

People are just bored. There are so many outlets in which to voice your opinion that people are running out of things to bitch about. Micro-bitching.

The Middle East is crying and the earth is a cyclops?

As gadgets get thinner and more tightly packed, iFixit will have to change their name to Nigh-Fixit.

I think that by using the Surface name, Microsoft is kind of saying, 'we've been working on this for a while.' Also, did they just screw over a bunch of current hardware makers by announcing a Microsoft approved tablet? I'm really confused about what the future hardware market is going to look like. I won't feel…

iPad sounded extremely wonky when it was first announced, too.

Is it the software or the gamma on the screen. I assume the images are normally black and white. If the grays are shown differently because of the type of monitor or the brightness that the software outputs, then they should simply have to get their machines tuned with a precision display tuning kit.

Remind me to invite you to my next party.

Real men personalize their belts.

Nevermind.

It's because they were Rushin'. You'll always make mistakes if you're Rushin'. Slow down people.

That's like the Danny Trejo of Mickey Mouses.

Does eating ONLY beans make me run faster?

Richard Petty's STP liveries

Giant smart phones in bikini's next please.

His first experiments were called testicles.

The white in the center of a "Bomb Pop" or "Firecracker" is the most bestest flavor ever!