I own the DVDs and Laserdisc copies of the theatrical versions.

Qid pro quo if I ever saw one.

Apparently, you’re not sitting close enough to your TV.

Apparently, you’re not sitting close enough to your TV.

Backscratcher.

I’m sure that Russia or China still have copies of those plans. We can just copy from them when they go to the moon.

This story is what happens when schools stop teaching and requiring cursive reading and writing skills.

It what’s on the inside that counts, people.

She had me at, “This thing only works at eleven, so beat it, Spiderman!”

I first read that as Ou Mau Mau...

Okay, maybe the word “sex” wasn’t inclusive enough, but you can’t argue that masculine and feminine pair nicely.

Who better to carve your ham than O.J.?

I raise your pardon?

Impressive!

John Connor will survive nuclear annihilation in a refrigerator...

Who’s the male Jared Leto?

“that time I met Linda Hamilton and she kissed my cheek”

I still really wish that Anthony Ingruber could have revised his role as Harrison Ford.

Sea creature my ass!!!