It pisses of the "1" person.

It's stride reminds me of a member of a witch hunt. Give it a pitchfork and a torch and you'll see me running. He looks pissed.

Some men are showers: grow girth, but no extra length.

I just don't think men get emotional about name calling unless it is personally directed at them. Most bad things that men get associated with tend to be on the offender side of things. One could argue that the big bad wolf is a cool dude. Very rarely is a man associated with "being raped". In fact, many men would…

Global Climate Change!!!

..a.. opossum!

She's okay, once see let's her guard down.

"Whores-it"

The first couple of weeks with any gadget will show how small the battery is. You'll get bored with the new shiny features and your battery life will improve

Worst offending = Most babiest

On a completely politically incorrect note:

Unless you are part of the not stupid >50% and TRUE believers. A fact is something that emotion can disprove 99.9% of the time.

You just need to stop reading aloud.

I am convinced that he is talented at making movie studios a lot of money. That is all.

Extra RAM is the equivalent of hanging 'Truck Balls' from your trailer hitch.

Being home to enjoy the pool was the idea. If you're working to make all that money, there won't be time to cheat. Bored people cheat.

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Fucking the pool boy assumes being home to enjoy the pool. This makes marrying a sugar-daddy a necessity. Unless, of course, you're independently wealthy.

You're holding it wrong.

Yes, I think PensoTroppo's correction is incorrect.