Now I know how my mom feels when I'm explaining how easy it is to (insert common windows task here).

Sounds like someone just watched 'Strange Brew'.

She always seems to have that "I just farted, and I hope no one notices" look on her face.

I'd ask someone at a bar before I believe these sources.

Henry Ford Museum has this exploded chair on display. They've also done this with a Model T. It's a cool place to visit if you're ever in Detroit.

I once was rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. The moron actually asked me how to spell brake correctly for his part of the police report. He was cuffed and hauled off for a warrant after I was released from the scene.

I honestly thought this was the post that went along with the pictures. I see very little here to do with flooring, but I enjoyed the read nonetheless.

Was this planned to be epsodic like Half life 2? It would be fine to end this way if Episode 2 took you into other cities and finally North Korea.

It's "more stupider".

Impressive.

You're totally winning!!

The iPad "Grip of Deaf"!!!

At Gizmodo, it's always an Apple event!

I was thinking more marching band (stripper shoes on the football field) style.

Now I want to see a large group of Hookers and Porn Stars in the form of a giant Charlie Sheen head.

Bizarro Christ.

I'm sure it was an upper-management decision to save money, that ended the way that kind of think often does.

Someone needs to invent NFC enabled thongs so I can still make it rain from my iWallet.

A water slide with a shampooing section of tube would make my morning a lot more fun.