Future scapegoat.

They should be allowed nothing, unless a law is passed that specifically approves it. If you want to be in touch with the outside, do it through thick glass.

Even though I throughly enjoyed this movie, it's starting to feel like a magazine that I didn't order but keep getting billed for.

@MercerCh00x: Maybe they'll make a last airbender game. Beautiful graphics. Zero playability.

@air2ground: he reviewed the fleshlight motion.

I'm still trying to crack Victoria's Secret.

Looks like it's time to pick up some Extreme UV sunscreen...

Did the NAACP approve this apology?

"You will sew a suit from my loin cape and call yourself The Lone Ranger."

Funny. The future seems to be floating on oil.

It sounds more like he had invented a force field. He clearly states that he doesn't want to provide an attack weapon.

I just imported from the Ukraine.

Will there be a "reception" after?

@catsmasher: If you are a god, armor is but mere bling.

The problem with cocks is that, no matter how many you fight off, they just keep coming.

Genius bar employees should be required to wear their actual IQ on the employee badges they wear around their necks. Pink hair and Chuck Taylor's does not make one a "Genius".

Buzz Lightcycle to the rescue!

Those epic WWII episodes are fantasic compared to the crappy "fanboy" created stuff we get to watch today.

Just call it "The Man", 'cause that's who's keeping me from realizing my dreams.

Biggs Hoson would make a great transgender pornstar name.