@FrankenPC: Subtitled versions are always better. My first viewing of Golgo 13 was in Japanese without subtitles. I loved it while not understanding a word. I later saw it dubbed in English and the voice acting killed it.

For some reason this reminds me of the Venture Brothers episode where the space station "Gargantua 1" has a problem and only has a single blinking red light to show for it.

Ha! I knew that size mattered.

You've been served.

Commenting. It's not just for humans anymore.

Why does Hollywood think that there are only two interesting places to film in America. New York is boring.

This will only work when Trey Parker and Matt Stone produce it "Team America" style in a ten part HBO mini-series.

@Kaiser-Machead: As long as you're not wearing a kilt, I'm curious to see your work.

@Shamoononon: So shots from the closet are fair game?

Whatever you do, please ignore the guy trying to sell them before launch for $5,000.

Easy fix. Stop open-mouth breathing all over it.

It's magically delicious.

Perfect for the fashion conscious bar brawler.

After reading about all this pixel information I can barely stand to read any of the comments with my crappy iPhone 3GS screen. I'll still have to wait for the iPhone 5 and it's 3D bi-retina display.

My original iPhone's screen cracked, but only after flying from my pocket while I was in a full out run. I didn't actually hear the pop until it (in slow motion) landed face down on the concrete, and I stepped on it. Ouch.

@redman042: If they are invited, they should all wear Gizmodo branded ski masks.