"Ducolax: worse than a week in a shit dungeon."

You should go into advertising.

Oh dear god. Disgusting marketing aside, a few months ago I bought and took some Ducolax for pregnancy-induced constipation (what with the behbeh stealin' all my foods and all).

The is a lovely story and all, but where is the gay food promised in the title? Gay food is underrepresented in mainstream media as it is, and frankly I expected better from Jezebel.

Business casual sex is a grey area though.

I am going to objectify heck out of that .... thank you

I WAS THERE, MARK. She sang barefoot. And then we all sang along to 'No Day But Today' and the guy next to me told me I had a great voice. #livingthedream #flawless

I mean, the GIF...It's everything.

Idina is the tits! I got to see her live when she recorded her PBS special years ago. One of the happiest nights of my life.

66% High Alpha

I'm glad this is over and the FDA will not cause any additional parm.

When I first read this story, I thought "They can't brie serious."

Who clearly didn't know Jack.

Seriously. I thought they had turned into a bunch of munsters.

Thanks be to gouda.