“Strange artifacts were recovered from the ship, it is unknown from whence they came, because they would have been alien to the areas visited in the ship’s log, although perhaps they were recovered from those towering mountains mentioned on their second stop. The most startling discovery is a set of statues that…

No, Mustangs of the seas. He was leaving a boats and coffee meet.

I was hoping for this.

Are you sure Rend & Maim Blackhand is an orc? It sounds more like a minor investment bank or a private equity company.

I never knew people didn’t like the Panamera until I got on Jalopnik

Also: Ayn Rand.

Kryptonite or not, Bat-armor or not, physics is still physics. Bruce Wayne’s internal organs would be liquified through sheer kinetic energy. Whole premise is dumb.

Awesome, Kurwa! This is on par with the crazy shit that Argentinian pilots do.

Test comment, can’t delete, apologies if you even read this far.

What a shame. The first four Alien movies balanced on the back of the considerable acting skills of Sigourney Weaver. Noomi Rapace is the sort of actress who could build a more and more compelling character with each film. People like that don’t grow on trees. It’s a big loss.

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

Yay! Way to go editing the video and making it shitty and unentertaining.

It’s... the exact same car with lipstick?

Unreliable or not, it’s still a sexy beast and I want one.

From the design meeting: “Well, I was trying to copy the Volvo XC90 rear end, but I sneezed. Sorry.”

Or in the eyes of someone with different opinions than you:

I bet Abrams will see this and forever remember your name, on his death bed, whispering it to his grandchildren with horror in his dying voice. “Devil Olive... he exposed me to the world... he had... hella... edge.”

If anyone pissed all over Star Wars, it was Lucas with the prequels.

watching videos? Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat.

You left out reason #5. The M5 doesn't come in this configuration. Possibly the best looking wagon in existence.