Just a reminder...

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

20 years ago on holiday in Scotland, I drank some antifreeze.

Having just come off a long hike with my cousin I was rummaging around under his seat looking for a water bottle, and I found a bottle of some stuff I never heard of (Kia Ora) and it was filled with blue liquid, I’m thinking Gatorade like substance

I take a…

if you have $65K to blow on a toy car then you are by definition of a rich people.

Daddy Trump wants his kids and son-in-law to get top security clearance. This is NOT a joke. They’re gonna run America like a Mob family business. I wonder how long it will be before they try to get clearance for Alex Jones.

Counterpoint: Some NPCs have it coming.

On a lighter note, I have a kid that can fart on demand and name like 100 superheroes. Now accepting offers for representation.

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Everyone here likes to make fun of Breitbart for being an echo chamber, but it’s really the same at Jezebel.

Interesting theory, but you’re wrong. What we really mean is *hey, are we done here? Do you still need me here or can I go back to doing the things that I actually wanted to do before my boner got in the way?* We shortened it to ‘hey’.

Because “You still here?” is totally frowned upon?

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

Naw, but I have been repeating it since the late 90s. She did exactly what she needed to get more power. She defended and voted for the most homophobic act in American history. She defended and voted for a war that cost over a trillion dollars based on evidence that does not exist.

“Recently, a post claiming that Mr. Beanactor Rowan Atkinson”

I like "this shit is fucked up"

I don’t like ham sandwiches... does that mean I’m gay?

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.

All this article proves is that Albert is an angry individual (or an ignorant shitbag) who hasn’t gotten over his mommy /daddy issues