Excellent article, as usual, Doug. Being from Wisconsin, I guess I never realized the “weirdness” of driving on a frozen lake... although you wouldn’t catch me out there on only 8" of ice.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

You’re absolutely right. We can (and, probably, should) begrudge their inane new naming systems, but the actual technology behind it is great. If more cars drive like the i3 and i8, I see that as strongly preferable to more cars driving like Camry Hybrids.

Most surprising part of the headline.

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

Really? Because I'm seeing superhuman levels of patience in this picture.

Nah, it can’t quite pry me away from a black Miura, which incidentally is also my new(ish) lotto car, but only because a 250 California is now more valuable than a lottery win.

Sparks and those eyes lead me to the same conclusion.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I was at the beach yesterday watching a cargo ship departing. It was belching out enough shit to black out Beijing for a week.

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

“Too much torque to handle” seems to be code for “cost-savings”.

I like to believe six people have suddenly discovered they can drive manual, apply a dab of opposite lock and heel toe shift.

We really enjoyed Quail this year with our #9.

Darn right. My Audi dealer treats me like a champ.

or, “Don’t buy a car which shits its differential and other stuff prematurely.”

The moral is BUY AN AUDI

Only because manufacturers build cars specifically for those speed limits. If we change the limits manufacturers will too.