Is anybody else impressed with his shockingly accurate on-the-fly impression of Fred's dive? It's damn good

An orchestra that nobody really recalls making sweet music recently, went through like 18 conductors in two months, suffers from nationalistic bias toward Mexican club players and the kind of day-to-day dysfunction that made Carlos Vela (Mexico's best player) walk away. That's a hopeful metaphor, but unrefined train…

Listen I don't even like LeBron, I think he shows as much personality as a piece of cardboard and doesn't have that mental edge you saw in Jordan and other greats. But assigning some moral value to a guy because he "did it the right way" and "stuck it out" with one team is both naive in the context of professional…

Well shit if you're gonna bet on two countries, yeah you have a chance.

This should be the Mets theme for all time.

Weird... This is why Americans can't get into soccer. You expect us to fit into those?

Assuming they actually killed the poor girl over Slender Man... As Luke suggested they could just be offering that story to the public to claim insanity

I agree, straight up. I mean by the time I was 4-5 years old (maybe even earlier) I had a full formed awareness that if I fucking killed another person their life would be over, my life would be over, and that's not a hard concept to understand. Two girls who are into their teen years fucking plotted and then carried…

The thing about Jordan and Lebron's "body" always gets brought up, and what I want to mention here is both that Jordan was a supreme physical specimen in his own right. He was not only quicker, incredibly wiry strong, but he owns the record for highest vertical leap in NBA history. That said, the NBA is not…

He is the Official burner account Heat fan in LA, mind you. Not just some guy caught in cross-country celebrity worship who takes this way too seriously. The Official.

Playing Madden for more than 10 minutes makes me feel completely hollow and dead inside. I can't imagine how you went to work on it every day. My condolences, and best of luck in your new life

Wow, honestly I missed the word "off" my first glance at the title and I'm reasonably disappointed.

Do they have a shot? No, not really. But that won't stop Costa Rica from being complete dicks to everyone in Group D. http://deadspin.com/costa-rica-is-…

Joey Pankake could end up being one of those rare, once in a generation athletes that doubles at Left Tackle and CC Sabathia.

Can we please just adapt the lyrics of this to every sport the way Pitbull's "Timber" was arranged for the NBA Playoffs? "I believed in every base that I eva stole, I sunk a chip shot right into the hole.... I'm the slam, I'm the jam, yes I am."

Funny snap on tattoos, bro. Tattoos are funny.

Holy shit you're right.... Donna Sterling!

Reuben Fischer-Baum is the real racist.

I would very much like to see the precious... one last time. To hold it....

As long as the organs aren't from amateur referees and/or opposing fans I'm on board.