I deserve to wake up to a Greg Howard article on some obscure Norwegian league team that inevitably turns into a giant Greg Howard trolling session. God dammit this is Saturday!

Yeah, I actually watched the entire video still waiting for the long pause, not knowing the negligible maybe 2 seconds at the beginning that literally didn't take longer than any other player I've ever seen taking his time to deliberately respond to a post-game question. If you're counting in media time I'm sure it…

Hmm. I can only wonder if there are any other examples where an attack on Afghanistan has fallen flat on it's face, then sort of resolved... Sort of.

Obtuseness

If huffing you is wrong I don't wanna be right.

What you don't agree with permanent head trauma and kicking major ass bro? Pussy.

"The D.A.'s offense doesn't give details on what it's looking for..." A non-murderous tight end to threaten the middle of the field?

@darrenrovell: Lots of kids potted up on weed and acting like buffoons.

I hear he's got burst, and that he's got raw upside.

Approved: The word "wreck" in any context involving Cleveland.

He is the Jeremy Irons of ESPN.

Darren Rovell eats Tasty Wheat. Without the Taste.

I don't know much about being an insufferable douche, but come on. Taking it upon yourself to blast an entire city unprovoked because a coach with no experience whatsoever chose a different team, that is at least approaching insufferable douche territory.

Stephen A. Smith just lost it all in his pants.

After the last two seasons, I think Eli deserves to be Movin' On Up

We may have laughed off his strange moment on Sunday Night Football's lineups, but this has really taken a serious turn. What seemed like a playful and innocent few seconds may have been a desperate cry for help. Greg Hardy is Kraken.

Kinja Glitchin ughhhh

"Good job, good effort!"

-Good Job, Good Effort Kid