I have a new Onion headline that can be used similar to the Mass shooting headline they use over and over again

Trying to move the entire company to Florida was a stupid idea from the start. You’re going to build an entirely new campus in a state that anybody left of center doesn’t even want to touch with a 10-foot pole, AND you’re not going to pay relocation expenses for your existing employees? I think Chapek was just tired…

The best review I read for the Galactic Starcruiser was:

They’ve altered the deal, pray they don’t alter it any further.

I was luckily enough to go to this (I wrote the article Germain links to in the first paragraph) and my initial reactions to this news are 1) duh and 2) good LORD they must’ve lost a fortune on this. Galactic Starcruiser was indeed incredibly immersive—cast members everywhere, the entire experience entirely…

I grew up and went to college (community, then 4-year state school) in New Jersey. I sound a lot more like Brian Williams than I do anyone on The Sopranos. The state’s a lot more culturally diverse than TV would have you believe. (Shocking, I know.)

Nepo babies are out, hobo babies are in! I'd like to hear from Boxcar Willie Jr.

The others must be pretty fucking bad.

‘Girls’ was invented as a Charles Manson Helter Skelter style event to precipitate a race-war by forcing maximum whiteness onto people and make them revolt. Unfortunately, they made it at a time before media got more diverse, and the white-dominated world just slurped it up.

I just find it rich when old, privileged, out of shape white men act like they can pull off any physical altercation.

Dawn Power Wash.  It’s new spray on dishwashing detergent.  It’s magical.  I think someone made an ill-advised pact with the devil to make it work like it does.

I saw the linked news article where she said her dad probably didn’t care that she was bi.

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

This poor kid’s situation is fucked from all angles. Her dad’s a well-known POS and, if it’s true she’s bi-sexual, I can only imagine how that’s going to go down in that household. Part of me loves what is happening to Mr. Cruz while the logical and realistic part of me only worries for that child and how she has to…

This poor child.

In the film’s climax, the bear is defeated by the heroic sacrifice of Mail Robot.

This clip is the best argument against a 90 minute version of this story.

It looks like it could be fun in a stupid way. Obligatory Cocaine Bear clip from the My Favorite Murder episode. 

This will not be the first battle with a Cocaine Bear for character-actress Margo Martindale.

The gummint is not going to require me to have a mask on my live electrical prongs!