I want to take Libby aside and ask her - how about those gay marriage rights? and obamacare? laughing at ted cruz after he led the country into a government shutdown that backfired on the R’s spectacularly? 

You couldn’t have phrased this better. Splinter is the only place I am out of the grey’s since Gawker’s demise, but the past few months I haven’t even bothered here and have spent my commenting time trying to get ungreyed at io9 and The Slot, because wtf is Splinter turning into besides a bad hot take machine?

Here’s a different hot take Libby -

Cult-45? How have I not heard this phrase yet? Brilliant. 

One of my favorite jokes from French class in high school/college:

Here’s a profanity ladened sentence:

Took me a second, but yes, yes yes!

This was an absolutely stunning game, for those who really like solo RPGs. I recently platinumed this game a few weeks ago, and I haven’t done that to a game in probably 6 or 7 years. I immensely enjoyed Origins and I enjoyed Bayek as he got progressively more chill throughout the game. I would welcome another game…

How about Matt and Cathy had already separated a full year before Tony and Cathy began dating? And the fact that Matt came to their wedding in Limerick AND gave quotes out how he approved of the pairing?? Matt and Cathy were already a done deal way before Tony started dating her. 

I’m very well aware of the story, and not all is as it seems. You can’t believe everything you read on the internet my dude. 

Not sure of his exact IQ, but he is a very smart man. I remember doing a pre-event briefing with a bunch of athletes and he was one of the event organizers. Not only did he whip these guys into paying attention, but everything that came out of his mouth - you would just assume that this dude has produced and…

I can say, as someone born and raised in Columbus, a lifelong Ohio State fan who’s spent 20+ years on my fall Saturday’s rooting for the Scarlet and Grey...

LOLZ. I can confirm how funny, humble and nice Tony Hawk is. I’ve worked in the action sports industry for years and honestly, every time I do an event and he’s involved, I breathe a sigh of relief because he is an absolute breath of fresh air who isn’t a total idiot or dbag or combo of the two.

There was a line toward the end of the profile that went something like “Don, like everyone else, has spent his life trying to impress someone who’s only impressed by himself.”

That was my biggest question of all. I travel a lot for work, sometimes I get to stay in fancy hotels.

I don’t think drag kings are locked out...the show is just about drag queens. If you want to see a reality show competition about drag kings, start one if you’re all huffy about it.

Drag Queens are not dressing up as “transgender” - they’re literally dressing up as an exaggerated impression of a female to perform, and then they undress after they perform and live their lives however they see fit.

If you’re interested, I chose to quit smoking at the turn of the year (last one was Jan 4, 2018!) and I chose a Juno over a Juul - mostly because they have pods that are only 18mg per cartridge - WAY less than the 58mg in the Juul. You can also get the starter pack at 36mg per cartridge, but even then, for me, it was…

Then there was the fact that his instagram texts revealed he was illegally riding in an older kids car while lying about his age and his relationship to one of his friends (said he was his friends older brother and 19, but it turns out he’s 17 and it’s illegal for him to have passengers).

Has Paul Ryan’s Left Bicep ever visited Kinja before? I’d like to speak with him. Maybe he’s less hot take and more astute.