If he actually did a good thing, maybe he’d get positive press.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him smile for real. Just that awful grinch like grin when he’s trying to be “happy.”

Even worse, the amount of unskilled American labor at places like Oracle are close to 0%.

Still the GOAT. And I will defend that until someone challenges him FOR REAL.

What? said the pink polo-wearing, depressed Chicagoan who just wants sunshine and golf khakis.

I wonder what these good Christian men’s stance on being single and dining with a female employee is...

which heavily police purity, temptation, and the appearance of virtue and sin.

She ALMOST looks like a cross of The Joker from The Killing Joke and Beavis. And now I can’t get that image out of my head.

We’re only one article away from a Chobani Hating HamNo - let’s click refresh all weekend until it pops up! If so - then guaranteeeeeeeeed gawkion...fuser...fuwker...fuswker?

Ahhhh....what a great condensed list! Awesome and full recap full of tidbits that make me shake my head every other sentence.

As long as someone answered the question “what’s the score of the gaming balls” the hate usually subsided after a satisfactory answer of “both teams did the sports thing on the ticketed area and only one team had a good result”

HI FRIENDS!!! WELCOME!!! So excited to read this every single day! Gives me all the gawker nostalgia feels with 2x the reporters and the fresh, hot takes of Ashley hopefully on a daily basis!

I hope it’s as empty as the TN rally.

You would think people can’t possibly be this dumb.

Just this past weekend on SNL! So amazingly accurate.

Truth. It’s not that I’m afraid of being in PC, it’s that I just lack the words that describe my disgust for not just her as a person but as a representation of a good chunk of our citizens.

Ok fair - the moon landing technically happened under Nixon, but getting there took JFK/LBJ to get NASA the dollars to do it in the first place (thanks Red Scare!) and a decades worth of work to accomplish. But science doesn’t have a political affiliation because it will keep existing with or without us on this earth.

Because they want to go back to the moon during a republican administration and take credit for it. With that 10% increase also comes a stop in climate research and NOAA is about to be your uncle holding is his finger up in the air and telling people it might rain last week.

Ripping....my....hair....out!