Oh hamburgers!

fuck burfict. fucking thug.

on a scale of 1-10, how hot is Bob Loblaw? Considering most of America thought he disappeared/died, I would say he’s a 4.5 hotness scale.

Please do all of this here, and not on the Slot. Please please please please.

Forever Grey :(

That’s truthiness at its biggest bullshit factor. Men LOVE using the “but I know I at LEAST do half of the work so it’s true for all men!”

It’s not uncomfortable when we all recognize it.

Pretty sure people have been making a big deal out of this for years, and have been digging up and spreading her diet for 20 years.

This has been my favorite internet picture circulating:

A proper non ironic use of the phrase “What a time to be alive.”

Anderson Cooper declined to tell me how woke he is, indicating that he’s incredibly woke.

Don’t forget #cheetojesus

NEWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buddy! Pal! How does that ganja make you feel? You wanna start coming over to our side for Wine Wednesday where you can talk about your liberal leanings to liberal friends and the next day blame it on the alcohol ganj? You’re a teensy tiny step closer to being kind of palatable again for…

.....if you were Roger Ailes, would you harass Greta Van Susteren......for anything?

I just don’t understand why ANY of the media when doing live interviews have asked him for concrete examples. I know you have to eventually move on in interviews and go on to the next topic, but I’m just WAITING for an interview between him and Anderson Cooper, and Coop is just like, “Yes, Mr. Trump, you want to build…

I thought we agreed that Oscar Issac is the internet’s current boyfriend, which dethroned the open relationship with Chris Pratt? Or is Loki back on top after a few year’s hiatus?

preach the gospel girl.

This is like saying Chicago v. Chicagoland.