Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

Is it too late for me to copyright “Bayou Baller Brand?”

Maybe he didn’t Petit enough.

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A…

Once again, organized labor shows its power. HamNo must be thrilled!

When asked what influenced their decision to quit, the dogs responded that weather conditions became too ruff. 

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

If Eric Musselman is involved you can assume it's either his fault, he escalated things, or chose not to de-escalate them.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.