Paddleboard Yoga

KINNNNJAAAAA!

Yay! Your horse will love you! Also obviously you know this but be gentle with horses. They’re huge animals but very sensitive both physically and emotionally. I’m telling you-they know how you feel about them and will respond accordingly. I always had my volunteers spend a nice chunk of time getting to know their…

I took a stripper-aerobics class with a couple girlfriends as a kind of joke/silly thing to do, and it was oddly a great experience. It was a super body-positive and supportive atmosphere, the instructor was chill and friendly, and the moves were actually really fun to do. Would def recommend.

I sorely love Desperate Housewives, which isn’t normally at all what I’m into. I posted up-thread that I’ve been watching Duchess of Duke Street on Amazon. It’s from the 70's but it’s really really good.

I’ve always been pretty happy on my own but then I moved away for grad school to a really small program where I only made a couple kind-of-casual friends and it made it so I am really happy doing pretty much everything alone (movies, eating out, new activities, etc). Though I do of course also like doing things with…

HORSIES! Ahem, sorry. I used to go to horseback riding camp as a kid, and I found it to be one of those sports like gymnastics where you “max out” very quickly unless you’re willing to make a serious time and money commitment. I couldn’t find my place as a casual rider who didn’t want to compete and couldn’t afford to…

So fun!! I love to ride. Used to work with abused horses. Being your horse an apple or carrot. He’ll remember you and you’ll bond quicker!

I’ll be 32 next month. The 30s are just like your 20s except you give less fucks and can’t party as hard. It’ll be great!

About to turn 31, loving the shit out of my 30s thus far. The caring less about what other people think (which seemed to happen instantly) is so great

Thirty-seven year old here. Your thirties ARE awesome. Others have posted about this before, but once in my thirties I gained a kind of self-confidence and body acceptance that I never expected. Part of it was “fuck it, I’m too tired to care anymore what anyone thinks,” and part of it was honestly just feeling more…

Hi Jezzies!

I finally paid off my student loans yesterday. I’ve had enough money for a while, but I was always worried about what would happen if I lost my job or really needed that money. But yesterday, I decided to take a leap of faith and just pay them all off at once and never worry about them again.

I keep telling him this is America and people are welcoming and loving here

If I was his handler (and don’t tell me he doesn’t have handlers!) I would have just set up a pretend Twitter world for him and let him go crazy there to keep him occupied. Do you honestly think he would be able to tell the difference if there were just bot responses? All he wants to hear is variations of “U R SO…

When is this insanity going to end? His aides are all saying he’s spent all weekend screaming at the TV and is as angry as could be. He’s 71, he’s obese, he’s obviously under a ton of stress. His heart should have exploded by now.

He’d also likely develop some “medical reason” for being unable to go to prison and I don’t think heel spurs will cut it this time.

I think he’s a stooge. I doubt he knowingly colluded with Russia but I’ll bet some of his associates did, and I’m also pretty sure that his final defense will be “well how was I to know that they expected a quid pro quo?” Basically he’ll argue he was too dumb to realize that there was a catch in a lot of the sweet…

I am no legal scholar but ... I’m quite certain that the subject of an investigation does not have to be notified of said investigation - also whether at this very second he is being investigated or not is not relevant as he will most certainly be investigated as his actions bear legal scrutiny - that is an undeniable…

The Bill Cosbies and OJ Simpsons of this world have no problems hiring top lawyers and the fucking president of the US can’t do better than a guy who behaves like he practices law out of his car.