These people are unbelievable idiots. I just can’t fathom what is going through their mind on a day to day basis. If Trump had just SHUT UP and stopped complaining about this investigation, it would be background noise and wouldn’t be huge news until it was completed. It’s only sucking up all the oxygen because…

Next you’re going to see Jay Sekulow attempt to insist that when Trump was referring to a “witch hunt” it had nothing to do with the special counsel’s activities and was actually in response to the constant accusations of night-dancing and crop-sabotage leveled at Trump by Goody Pritchard.

I am still 50/50 on whether this Russia shit happened on purpose or he just dumbassed his way into it. Neither one would surprise me, honestly.

Trump tweets are like Nixon’s tapes

Our family has a long standing tradition that any celebration involving cards, the card must be totally inappropriate, addressed to someone else, and signed by someone else.

Yeah, that turd is trying to polish himself right up to be “the reasonable conservative” in 2020, so he can go get stuffed.

This must be what comes of being a 42 year old still using the name “Juvenile”: actual, elective arrested development.

Kinda hoping the court refused you due to your shade jurisdiction...but I’m guessing they were not pleased that you have an actual brain in your head. My experience with jury selection is that they want people who just fell off the turnip truck.

The WaPo story says they are veering into an investigation of his finances. Which, quite frankly, is something the feds should have been doing the second he got in the race out of second nature.

Best comment: “Mueller’s team includes people who successfully prosecuted mafia gangsters.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

This should be fun. When under pressure, Trump always keeps a level head and makes smart, well thought out decisions that he has discussed with several other equally calm and thoughtful individuals. So I guess it will either be fun, or something the crazy people who live in bunkers and survive can point back to as…

What I wouldn’t give for audio of the tantrum he’s having right now.

A man who had his slaves freed by the war of northern aggression 

I live in the Bay Area and travel a lot within the US. There is a palpable, communal sense of stress in the Bay Area due to the high cost of living, that I only recognized by traveling to other cities and feeling it’s absence.

Yes. The key is avoiding the rotting carcasses part.

That’s CT.

Those moments have come as a private school

Um excuse me, third most anticipated twins of 2017. I am personally expecting a boy and a a girl in October.

She is an absolutely delight. The show deserves to be renewed - please watch tonight!