I am! I don't care if he's gotten old and looks like my grandpa instead of Han or Indy, I would still totally flail around and fangirl at him.

Can we all just agree to get over this breastfeeding in public thing? Please? I'm sure there are still people who are offended by seeing a woman's ankles or a gay couple holding hands but at some point you have to realize the world has moved on and shut the hell up!

I am far more offended at hearing a screaming child than I am at seeing Nature's Pacifier in action.

I really don't understand the point of measuring a flaccid dick. My husband seriously looks like he has no penis whatsoever when he's flaccid. He just has balls and pubes hanging there, no twig for his berries. It's ridiculous looking, and I make fun of him all the time (oh relax, he also makes fun of my weird nipple…

I had this same exact conversation with someone at work, who said he was 'conflicted' about how he should feel about her because her demeanor seemed so 'off.'

The assumption that she's dumb just kills me. She speaks three languages - Spanish, Creole, AND English. But oh, her English isn't great, and she's a fat WoC - bring out the hairshirt and force her to wear it!

Because our media are ridiculously fucking racist.

Yeah. This was disappointing. I was hoping for a real rabbit attack. When rabbits really go on the attack it is fucking terrifying.

It's a LOVELY gift idea.

There will always be lasers, as long as our hearts embrace our inner laser.

"I come in from Mexico, I never go to school because I have to work for my kids, I got seven kids, I learn English, I write a little bit (you can see my twitters they're really bad)"

La Cocina is amazing. I worked with them some years ago as they were starting out, and they are truly inspiring. They have all sorts of classes for small food businesses (most of the businesses owned by women from other countries) and provide huge, beautifully outfitted kitchens they can use for their cooking. The…

Oh look. Another post by Tracie on how shitty parenthood is. This week: it's shitty breastfeeding.