To be fair, that’s the risk you run with Quaker oatmeal. They have never claimed to be dolphin-safe/dolphin-free.

You’ve gotta switch to McCann’s for that kind of thing.

The one thing I’ve never really figured out about the UK versus the US version is why is it that the UK songs - UK Hun? and Break Up (Bye bye) - are better than the US stuff?

I wouldn’t have complained for any win to be honest. I preferred the Ellie D runway (and her Wizard of Oz explanation made me have something in my eye) but I am ok with the winner.

They’re gonna drag goddamned Kandy Muse across the finish line even if it kills all of us in the audience.

Usually, I read the recipe. Then I check the label. Then read the recipe again to make sure I have the one I want.  Then double check the label. Then I might read the recipe and check the label one last time.

After a soda bread incident last year (seriously how did i even), I spent a few days searching for a mnemonic to help with this. Ultimately I used my incredibly small knowledge of Unix to find and replace “baking powder” with “Clabber Girl” in my recipe database (CopyMeThat lets you export as a .txt file) to alleviate…

This is the good-aligned version of the dicks who put five $1 bills on the table and take one away each time the server ‘messes up.’ It’s overthinking it, but their head’s in the right place.

My group of friends pre-tip the bartender. That’s always worked out in our favor. 

I know that his two young daughters mean the world to him, and I believe he genuinely regrets his remarks.

- Looks like there was one disclaimer they forgot.

The real twist is that Randall Park is awesome and should be in everything!

Call me a cynic, but I fully expect these assholes to all land on their feet eventually, because the world is unfair and annoyingly kind to mediocre white people.

I literally turned to my husband and was like "Why is this getting villain music!?" during that scene.

Just remove the channel and reinstall it. That fixed it for me.

Just checking in, right now.

“What if Bin-Gate, but EVERYONE’S ice cream got taken out of the freezer?” is certainly one way to boost viewer engagement this season

It’s interesting to me that parents today seem to feel like they need to participate in their children’s pretend play. I don’t remember my parents EVER doing that with me. If I wanted to play pretend, I either had to do it on my own or with friends. Were expectations just very different in the 70s? Or were my parents…

My only critique is that there is no Donna. Donna should have been involved in this somehow, dangit!

anyone who organizes books by color is not a reader