ngl, i used to watch cops whenever they had a detroit episode just to see if anyone i knew was gonna show up on it.

John Belushi pioneered this streamlined menu in the 1970's with his cheeseburger and Pepsi combo.

Luckin assholes.

Shields prompted her followers to “explain that supporting Trump does not make you racist”

Wahhh! Racist shitheads need protection!

Jan’s facial expression when she didn’t get the win was EPIC. 

I have been ready for Brita to leave since episode 2.

Also, she’s not getting any sort of redemption since she decided to get into it with Leslie Jones on twitter.

Thank you for remembering the first Shuttle flight. Usually every April 12th there are mentions of Gargarin’s flight (as there should be) but nothing about Shuttle. It was just bad luck that we didn’t launch on the 10th, as planned, but a minor glitch pushed us out till the 12th.

It’s a nice sentiment...but for me at least the guests and panels and what not have never been the reason I wanted to go to cons.  It was that feeling of community...of a 3 day party and a few thousand people you know all share at least one common interest.  The internet has made it easy to find other fans online,…

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

I mean we are leaving out one of Quincy’s greatest accomplishments: The theme to Sanford & Son. That alone puts him above Foolye West. 

I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

Forget glitter, this is the type of event you should be hoarding hand sanitizer for. 

Good thing you wasted all that money on your vanity campaign rather than using it for down ballot races to help dismantle the political infrastructure put in by Trump and his ilk.

Can you call it a pleasant surprise when someone is convicted of rape?

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

I made the mistake of finalizing my divorce on February 14. At the time I thought it was funny but now, every year, I get to be sad on every Valentines Day.

The third animated Aladdin movie positioned “The King of Thieves” (not named Ali Baba but he had 40 compatriots) as Aladdin’s long-lost father, who swooped in not unlike a more benevolent Thomas Markle and threw A&J’s wedding into chaos. I actually prefer that movie (sequel-quality animation aside) over Return of…

I can’t believe the “It’s basically Star Wars” was wasted on FF II and not ascribed to FF XII, which is so close in structure that I’m surprised they were never sued over it. (slight exaggeration with the last bit)