That's actually not even funny. He'd seriously consider that.

Yep, looks like this asshole has made an appearance here. http://jezebel.com/pregnant-woman…

Taylor Pork Roll, at that. And they finally get Delaware right on one of these damn things 'American Map' gimmicks. Scrapple sounds like shit, but damn it tastes good.

Delaware hates New Jersey much more than PA. Nearly have of the University of Delaware is from Jersey, and they come down here and act like typical Jersey douchebags. Oh, and they all drive like assholes.

Wait... When did Milton from "Office Space" become an expert on Throwing Mechanics??

"I demand his piss!"

I'm not sure what I'm more pissed about. The fact that you listed custard as Delaware's signature food, or that no one else from my state even bitched about it. No one in Delaware eats fucking custard!

If you have ever been through Dagsboro, or just about any town in Slower Lower (southern DE that is), this story doesn't surprise you.