Correction: I’m, at this moment, the Friday night editor... and my Friday nights are fucking lit let me tell you.

This man is doing the Lord’s work

“It’s like a tuning-fork orgy.”

You, my friend, are clairvoyant: http://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/milwaukee-woman-jumps-on-top-of-her-car-to-stop-thieves

Is she cute?

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

You could’ve stopped at “Being primarily a PC Gamer”.

I thought about that too. How does this work?

Didn’t Total Recall address this issue already?

By the way this guy acted later on the flight, I’d say he wasn’t just a thread but the whole blanket. Which was over his head.

The car is now two and a half years old, and I still get kids telling me “awesome car!” on the streets of Brooklyn, so... whatever, dude.

With an IFS truck, the BANG would be the CV’s exploding.

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

It took you 10 years to read a 5 letter word?

California Refund Value wants their abbreviation back.

and hopefully you responded, no! i’m not wearing this:

Yeah - no way something like the Bolt could have 240 mile range.

you should put a rotary in your mustang.

Ferrari is making money, yet every sale is a fire sale.

I guess eating HGs and burning oil can be considered reliable, at least to Subaru owners.