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I counter with flashers on when raining.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

That thing looks like Conan O’Briens ballsack.

Everyone else has poured $30,000 in parts and tools to keep theirs running.

glad to hear that he’s ok - he’s sure got one whale of a tail to tell.

70 odd years on and there are still German projectiles damaging factories.

The bottom of the barrel is generally far easier to find than the top.

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

That kept me out of the comments section for quite a while. The cat’s out of the bag at this point.

Before reading this article, I considered myself somewhat of a lightweight in the gearhead world. After reading this goop about fuel-injected cats and oil-pumping pistons, I feel like a world class automotive engineer.

Does your alt hang low

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

still better than solar energy using up all the sunlight IMO

For the days when even death can’t release you.

It’s called “fuck me” money. It is a step above “fuck you” money. Fuck me money means you can spend enough to fuck yourself and it doesn’t matter.

The Lebanon DMV employees—the good sports they are—reportedly aren’t “mad” about counting the coins.

for anyone who thought they’d get free power for life, this must seem like a real kick in the family joules.