Funny, I have the very same tag line.

Since the contract defines ‘operable’ legally he should be entirely in the clear.

I admire his commitment to being a recalcitrant ass.

I’m definitely watching it now.

To understand this commercial, you must understand quantum theory. Please allow me to explain:

in 500 feet turn......alright, alright, alright...

Probably cause I’m Canadian, can’t help being polite eh!

How long till we start renting out our toilets?

So you got to use the line “Thanks Obama” and have an actual point for doing so. Classy.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

He has a career awaiting him at MSNBC

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Love this, Torch. I for one can’t wait for some elevator reviews.

It’s a double standard. Whenever I start humping people’s legs, no one is ever like, “Oh, just wait til he’s done.”

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Did you lick the officers face and wag your tail? No? Well quit complaining then.

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!