Shut up!!! 2016 isn’t over yet!!!!

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

vehicle is covered in 41,999 programmable LEDs

i always have a big jerry can of cheap anti freeze in the garage.... i just slosh it all over the windows when they’ve frozen up in winter.. works a charm

yes, but hot mud

Sure: Pink Topped Punching Lady, aka White Trash Russian with a twist:

Ingredients: Redbull, 1 2/3 oz Grain alcohol, 1 oz Fresh cream, 1/8 tsp red KoolAid powder.

This is why I never look when crossing into an intersection. I could use the payday.

Tell me more about this Poorn Sx. Sounds great.

jon benjamin, you say?

Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?

But...airplane gun

They probably have one of these on the car somewhere, too:

What is this devil magic you are doing?

*grips stick*

milfco wire EDM ?

“The woman was looking more and more nervous. Because of her, I let the guy use my phone to call his Insurance company for a tow. While he was ranting to them about the expected 8 hour wait, I asked her if she was safe with him. If she needed, I could drop her off in town”

This is more along the lines of “off the road rage”, but I think it follows the gist of what you’re asking for. First, a little background on my favorite ride. It’s a 1989 Chevrolet Suburban Scottsdale V1500 “heavy half” 4x4. It’s rusted in the fenders, paint peeling everywhere, and got “character” dents all over it.…

He’s Hanjo.