awww, the one in the middle has her father's eyes.

For anyone who didn't see the Full House finale. Here's a quick synopsis: Oh no! Michelle has amnesia! No wait, she's fine. Fade to black.

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

And this why I don't feel sorry for all the people who waited in line for a free bobblehead.

Already losing my shit at Cartoons Plural.

Looks like she said "FUCK THAT!" followed by a nice dainty belch.

Too Soon?

There goes at least 80% of your material, assholes.

+1. Terrific.

+1

+1. And always a plus when they have to set up the voicemail with a lengthy explanation for the 80% of the audience who doesn't know who the guy is.

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

Blaine Gabbert is still the Jags' starter, for the record.

Typical. No one caught Owen Hart.

Are little black dresses new gamecock apparel? $10 says she leaves the game early to blow a guy in his Focus.

at least they get there raider fan.

From now on, I will say "I love you" or "You're special" before you leave the room. Nah, too long. How about just a pat on the butt?

Poor Maude.