Reports are Darrelle Revis has been frantically asking teammates to break his leg tonight vs the Colts

yeah buddy, you’re gonna have to TL;DR that video.

1) Only fucking assholes use the term ‘breeder.’ Grow up.

Ha... I can’t defend having children, though I do love mine and am happy we had them.

It’s made me a better person, to think about my actions and how they might affect others. And not just my kids, but other people in general. Maybe I was just an asshole before - and this certainly isn’t a salve for all assholes - but I think I’m better off. And they do some really funny stuff on occasion... especially…

Sometimes it is a nightmare, just like any other relationship. But, you will never know a love greater. And the survival of the species depends on it, so we’re wired to do it.

Big deal. That’s why you have two of them.

One of the only highly entertaining wire-to-wire NFL games I’ve seen this entire season that the refs just couldn’t help but compromise. Lifelong Saints fan here, I’m completely okay with and used to losing due to on field play, but the officiating determining games is really ruining the enjoyment of a rapidly…

would he need “dick” pills because the roids have side effects he was attempting to curb. Take this if you take that but make sure you also have these for when you take those

Student of the game, that one. A real gym rat.

I admire his high motor and basketball IQ.

He probably had a strong work ethic and worked hard to develop his abilities.

I for one admire his scrappy, deceptively fast effort.

At this point it would take a team of horses, a court injunction, the sun going supernova and an exorcism to stop me from watching Game of Thrones.

I’m not sure why we test in sports where the goal is to beat each other to death.

Sleeveless [rolls hit die]

boooooooo

Nah, the Concourse can’t even hold a candle to Gawker. Jezebel is closer in tone these days, and funnier than ever, but still not the same thing. I doubt you’d be able to lure the same writers back to a resurrected Gawker, and why even bother?

*Tito reads this comment*