Because one killer is a man and the other isn't?

I believe the traditional gift for a one-year anniversary is a monogrammed thermos.

Rainn Wilson needs to do the sound.

Challahcaust bread?

Ryan Grigson's head might explode.

Will Deadspin post about how the NFL fucked up in terms of "Deflategate"?

Watching her panting at the end really got me dancing, so to speak.

Gase was so in demand he ended up making a lateral move.

what?

he had four touchdowns, including two on his final two drives against the best defense in the NFL the past three years.

And England wasn't one of those countries that started a colonial empire and ruled the world?

Blount rushed 30 times for 148 yards and three touchdowns in the AFC championship game.

didn't realize the Colts changed their name to the Coils when they left Baltimore.

No mention of the NY Times article saying the Patriots may have been right about the loss of pressure?

Suck for Luck!

So does Gizmodo give this guy an apology?

"Something something Spygate, something something Bill Nye, something something link to flawed study"

At some point this spring i'll have worked at my current job (first real one out of college) longer than I was actually in college

MASH lasted three times longer than the war actually did too