dude he should have just played superman AND batman

The only bad thing about Argo was him casting himself as the lead.

Uh... the Patriots won the Super Bowl last year after signing Revis. The Broncos are in the AFC championship after signing Ware, Talib, and Ward two offseasons ago.

The Patriots sort of maintain their position with free agency.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

“He should be apologizing for all the goddamn weeds in his yard.”

Yeah.. should be an interesting day tomorrow. Might even listen to WIP on the way in, lol.

In all fairness, this is the plane

Hey, the Raiders just had a spot open up at free safety.

Yup, because that’s all there is in the LA area.

...What people?

a man best known for giving away his shoes on Twitter

Ha! That rascal Gilbert has been pulling the old “Seymour Butts” line on poor Moe Szyslak for years. You are incorrigible, Gilbert!

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

I don’t get the coal roller thing. Even when I stomp on the throttle, the exhaust on my truck is clean. The more powerful diesels, i.e. freight locomotives (and semis in good running order), seem to run clean despite having a massive engine running under a heavy load.

Everyone got on Chad Johnson’s case, and those Bengals teams sucked ass.

+1 mighty shepherd’s staff

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

Pillows, blankets, and Long Island Ice teas? Someone's planning an orgy.